i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
Sent Taylor Swift lyrics to the boy I’ve been in love with for over 3 years, because I’m always his fallback girl & I hate that. I’ve told him to choose me, & he won’t. His girlfriend treats him like shit & he thinks that’s normal. I’m moving to California in December & he still won’t choose me.
I just want to wake up every morning to ‘Good morning beautiful.’ Whether it’s in person, on the phone, or over a text message. Is that so hard to ask?
Whaddaya mean it’s not right?! WHERE’S MY LAWYER?!!!
There’s nothing not right about that answer!
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
A smile that says, “My life is better than yours.”
Tell me more.
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
Standardized reality check.